Im Making a project for Daggers Of War It Half Comedy Half Retarded and a Quarter of violent
Bye And see you in LAUGH HELL!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

MY FIRST POST NO HELP I MIGHT JUST CANCEL SONICS GREAT ADVENTURE P2 AND DAGGERS OF WAR

Part 4 of The series Enjoy!;D
Me: Satan's Alive!!!
Satan: Yes! Puny Dragonsheep! How Will I Kill You?!Crush you or rip you limb from limb?!
Me: (in a scared voice)Let Me Free.
Satan: NO! I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me:-howls a dragon herd-
Satan: What the -bleep-
Me:-speaks in dragon language- Guys, help me kill Satan and you guys can eat him.
Dragons:-wave their heads up and down-
Me:RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
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Satan: OMG SHUT THE -bleep- UP
Dragons:-attack Satan-
Me:-sees the fire power-Hmph Satan just got PWNED!
Me:-runs to the fire power- OMG THERE IT IS!
Me:-grabs it- Huh it's a egg..a dragon egg.
Egg:-rattles and the dragon comes out-
Baby:Rarzah Jokla Nebrtop/Are you my momma?
Me: Kiloas Huyter Bnhoiup Casfrgho Nou-Ghoop/No, I just found you.
Baby: Ghyut Mniops Bavssd Ghfsuittrw/Am I The Only of my species left in the world?
Me: Pyu-Ghjklio/Yes.

PART 3 WHOO
Me: Dang this sucks
*10 miles farther*
Daemon Guard 1:Jytlupo WTF IS SATAN DOING TO THAT MAGE
Daemon Guard 2:Wertyuj I think hes punishing him
*2 hours later*
Me: Huh.. 2 daemon guards?....Yup daemons.
Daemon Guards: hey isnt that a dragon?....jup a dragon
Me: guys have you seen a fire power
*daemon guards try to kill me*
*catches them on fire*
Daemon Guards: OMG I DIENG
Me: ohh S*** Satan D=

1#.Pain
2#.Animal I Have Become
3#.Riot
4#.I Hate Everything About You

These Are my top picks but fellow Newgrounders will say which the like the most.
=D

Sonic Get's High On Crack.
Once,Sonic The Hedgehog found a piece of crack and he said:
Sonic: What Is This?
Knuckles: It's Uhhh...Crack.
Sonic: Lemme See How Good It Is.
And,Sonic Got A Lighter ANd Lit It ANd He Smoked It.
1 hour Later.
Sonic: WOW,this is sooooo....good.
Tails: SONIC EGGMAN IS USING A Bomb TO KILL US!
Sonic ANd Knuckles: WY DO WE CARE!?
*Tails GEts Pimp Slapped By Sonic And Knuckles*

THE END AND THEY DIED

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling I can't seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
Without a sense of confidence
I'm convinced that it's too much pressure to take
I've felt this way before
So insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
Distracting, reacting
Against my will I stand beside my own reflection
It's haunting how I can't seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
Without a sense of confidence
I'm convinced that it's too much pressure to take
I've felt this way before
So insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing, confusing what is real

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing what is real
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling, confusing what is real

All Parts Of Music Were Made By The Band Of Linkin Park Not Me

Sonic: -sees Tails- Hey Tails Sup?
Tails: Nothing Much You?
-Knuckles Is Mad Because Rouge Wont Shut Up-
Knuckles: I CANT EXCAPE ROUGE FOLLOWS ME AND WONT SHUT UP I MIGHT JUST MAYBE SHOOT MYSELF!!!
Rouge: Knuckles Is Shadow Home? -Rouge Repeats And Repeats Until Knuckles Shoots Himself-
Knuckles: THAT IS IT I AM KILLING MYSELF NOW!!!!
Sonic: Umm.....Knuckles Watch Out........There Is Shadow And He Has A A A A A A
Knuckles: SPIT IT OUT SONIC
Sonic: A RPG-7
Knuckles: OHH SHIT -Knuckles Mouth Wides Up And His Chin Hits The Ground-
Shadow: I Heard That You Wanted To Die So I Will Help -Shadow Shoots Knuckles To Pieces-
-Knuckles Blows Up and He Turns Into A Zombie-
Knuckles: MUST HAVE BRAINS - Knuckles Eats Shadow's Brain-

Next Time On Sonic's Great Adventure
Can Our Hero Sonic Survive This Zombie Rampage Or Will He Become A Zombie?
Find Out On The Next "Sonic's Great Adventure"

Enjoy This Second Part And There Are Second Part
-gets stabbed-
Me: OWWW JESUS F***ING CRIST THAT HURT GOD D*** IT
-Finds A Golden Dagger-
Me: SAY HELLO OR SHOULD I SAY HELL TO ME DAGGER BIOTCHES
-Turns Into The Hell Dragon Emperer-
Me: HAHA BITCHES
Glatiators: HOLY SHIT RETREAT!
Dragon King: THANKS DRAGON SHEEP!!
Me: YOUR WELCOME And Why Are We Yelling
Dragon King: I DONT KNOW

Next Time On Daggers Of War
I Have To Find A Fire Power Hidden In The Demon Realm Of Nightmares
But It Is Forbidden For Dragons To Go In That Realm.

This is a Good Story Enjoy
Me:well this is weird me in a box wait this is not a box "i get stuck in a washing machine"
Dragon King: He's Late Well Who cares "sits and then his chair breaks" darn my chair it broke ohh well
"i come rushing right in"Me: Sorry I'm Late i got stuck in a washing machine
Dragon King:And That's why your so late
Me:Yea why Dude
Dragon King:Nothing Just See'in
Glatiator: ATTAACKK THEMM!!!!!
Me:What The Heck
"koolade smashes through wall Koolade: ohh yeah
Me: Shut Up Koolade
To Be Continued
Next Time On Daggers Of War
I get stabbed blood squirts everwhere
I find a Dagger And I Start Attacking
Stay Tune For More Daggers Of War